Here are my top 3 reasons for being turned off in my first 2 hours of Vista. Keep in mind I went in optimistic and hopeful that everything I had heard was from folks who wanted to see it fail was exaggerated.
I wanted to believe that after a year, Vista would be safe to use. I felt that way was because I had been using OSX about half the time and XP the other half. It just felt like… if I could see everything that was right about OSX, couldn’t Microsoft? Couldn’t they make some simple changes in a year to emulate the successes of their more expensive and often snot nosed competition?
No.
No. No. and did I mention No.
Driver support.
I plugged in my HP C3180 All-in-One printer. This is a mainstream product. When I plug it into my Macbook, it doesn’t even report that I did something, it just prints to it.
Upon plugging it in to the Vista box, it asked me what I wanted to do, then went through 5 minutes of attempting to download the correct driver and failed. Then it asked me to insert the driver disc (1999 rang, it wants its Driver Discs all back. All of them), which of course I tossed the day I got the thing, and upon declining that generous offer it proceeded to fail. No printer for me without some digging. Unacceptable.
Constant Hard Drive Churn
If you are like me and have been using computers since olden times (1991), you will recognize the sound of your hard drive activity as meaning one of three things.
A) Program I’m using is accessing drive because I said so (best)
B) Program is Crashing (normal)
C) Hidden process is sucking resources (intolerable)
When you start Vista, item C becomes the norm. Luckily, they built a new and very comprehensive resource monitor that lets you see exactly what part of Vista is currently pissing you off. What you will quickly see is that the hard drive is treated like an abused horse by Vista.
The reason for this is because MS implemented what they call Low Priority I/O in Vista. This means that even if your Hard Drive is throwing itself a dance party, it isn’t necessarily stealing resources from other tasks. It also means that various random engineers working on Vista believed that since performance wouldn’t be compromised, they could use the hard drive to get better benchmark performance while ignoring the fact that it is insanely annoying to listen to your computer grind all the time.
After some digging, I realized that the culprits were Superfetch and System Restore.
Superfetch tries to figure out what you are going to do next and get the computer all primed and ready for you to actually do it, at which time it will magically and instantenously have predicted your actions and will launch Excel so fast that the nerve impulse to click the Excel icon will have been intercepted on its way from your brain to your finger. Excel will launch so fast, you’ll be confused and could think, “Did I even want to use Excel? I hadn’t even decided and here it is.”. Unfortunately, Superfetch is so pumped about doing it’s job that it is always one step ahead of the user. And the user thinks about doing a lot of stuff. Thus, the hard drive is sad and so are we. Shut it off.
System Restore has also been upgraded. Now it works at a much lower level than before, and every time you install a new application it goes totally insane. Shutting it off will calm your hard drive as well, not to mention save you many, many gigs of space. Apparently this fundamental change in how System Restore works in Vista means that restore points are often 3+ GB in size, where as XP restore points were around 50MB. Writing 3GB takes a lot longer than 50MB, so your drive gets busy for longer and you get sadder.
UAC
This is the gem that Apple makes fun of with the Secret Service agent constantly asking for confirmation. The best part about that ad is that it is absolutely spot on. Shut this off, and compromise your system security by getting no more notifications at all. Or leave it on and be angry all the time. It’s up to you.
What now?
I packed up my spiffy new Quad-Core Dell box and set it on the floor. I’m going to wait a few days before I decide what to do. While they offered an XP configuration, I’ve been using the Mac enough lately that I’ve gotten really tired of the experience in XP. I thought that Vista might be XP plus some of the things I like about the Mac. Instead, Vista is XP minus reliability, driver support, and performance. Since I spend the majority of my waking hours using a computer, it might be time to spend the extra money and get with the snot noses.